KEEP THE CHANGE, YA FILTHY ANIMAL

We’re fans of pizza here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, and we’re especially fond of fictional pizza franchises. We get to rep one of our favorite foods and our fandom at the same time. We love them all, whether we’re going old-school back to Arnold’s Pizza or a delivery joint like CosaNostra Pizza to more recent entries like Freddy Fazbear’s or Jimmy Pesto’s.

But you gotta admit – there’s nothing quite like Little Nero’s Pizza if you’re looking for a lovely cheese pizza, just for you. So this lovely hoodie is just for you. It’s a super-subtle way to rep one of the best holiday movies ever, Home Alone, no fiddlin’ around!

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Harry Potter Hand-Controlled Candle

The image of all those floating candles in the Great Hall at Hogwarts is a memorable one. We like the books, too, but we’re very glad the movies exist if just to burn that breathtaking picture into our minds. 

Harry Potter Levitating Broom Pen

Be the envy of everyone around with the fastest writing implement around: the Nimbus 2000! This tiny version looks just like the on-screen one, but when you pull the head off this broom, it magically transforms into a pen!

Harry Potter Tom Riddle’s Diary – with pen and light

If you’re looking for a diary you can use to talk to the Dark Lord, or perhaps one you could stab with that basilisk fang in your underwear drawer, we have the diary for you! This replica of Tom Marvolo Riddle’s diary looks like the one from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets.