WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

When we build our own spaceship in the garage, we’re going to make sure it has wheels and headlights. And tentacles. And lots of weapons. And psychological warfare capabilities. Dude, Rick. Three laws. Heard of them?

Rick and Morty in Rick’s ship are printed on the left leg of these lounge pants. But wait. There’s more. In addition, the design glows in the dark. And not just the green bits either. Sometimes we have to work to make these things glow, but this one’s effective and effortless. You get the logo, the outline of the ship – all the important bits, and not just if you have nightvision googly eye glasses.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.