WE’RE SURE YOUR GRATITUDE IS QUITE INEXPRESSIBLE

No capes. We all agree, yes, darling? Because this isn’t even a conversation we’re going to have with you right now. We do not have the time for these… trifles.

Now, if you were a superhero, perhaps we could waive the cost of this shirt for being your exclusive designer throughout the known universe until the end of time. But you’re not, darling. So you gotta cough up the cash. And if you want an authentic Edna Mode? That’s gonna be costy. THIS is a more reasonable alternative. You can thank us later.
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Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.