WE’RE SURE YOUR GRATITUDE IS QUITE INEXPRESSIBLE

No capes. We all agree, yes, darling? Because this isn’t even a conversation we’re going to have with you right now. We do not have the time for these… trifles.

Now, if you were a superhero, perhaps we could waive the cost of this shirt for being your exclusive designer throughout the known universe until the end of time. But you’re not, darling. So you gotta cough up the cash. And if you want an authentic Edna Mode? That’s gonna be costy. THIS is a more reasonable alternative. You can thank us later.
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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.