DON’T GO THAT WAY!

Oh, don’t mind us. We’ll get to writing a product description for you in a minute. We’ve just got to have one more go at the classic Labyrinth puzzle, first. You see, we had this down pat when we were but wee geeklings. We could turn the knobs easily to gracefully guide the ball through the maze to the finish. But we’re a bit out of practice now, and – hey! That’s not fair! Just when we think we’re getting smarter – that it’s a piece of cake – we fall down another hole. We could really use some helping hands here.

So you see, we’re too fixated by this sleek, modern new version of the Labyrinth puzzle to write anything for you. Because it’s not just a puzzle that we need to solve, it’s also a beautiful display piece that looks great on a shelf or desk, making it the perfect gift. Say, that’s the answer! We’ll give this to the ThinkGeek Overlords so they’re too distracted to notice that we’re not getting our writing work done. Because it makes such a lovely office gift, they’ll never know the true purpose of our gift – unless you tell on us, that is.

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Mickey The True Original Chess Set

For a mouse who’s 90 years old, Mickey is still pretty spry. He just goes on whistling as he drives his steamboat down the river without a care in the world. He just want to spread that special joy and nostalgia that only he can bring to the table. The kind of joy that makes you want to crush your opponent at chess.

Batman: The Animated Series – Gotham City Under Siege

Batman: The Animated Series was a game changer in terms of both storytelling and artistic direction. So it only seems fitting that IDW Games should give it an epic board game, befitting its status. Say hello to Gotham City Under Siege.

Fallout: Wasteland Warfare Two Player Starter Set

Some of us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ haven’t been able to play Fallout since good ol’ top-down FO1 and FO2 because of stupid motion sickness. And while we’re waiting for our pre-ordered Citroen glasses from Boarding Ring to ship (yes, we are that geeky), it’d be nice to be able to have our faces eaten by super mutants just like the rest of our friends.