WE MUST HAVE IT OR WE’LL EXPLODE!

We appreciate Zim’s enthusiasm for trying to enslave the human race, but we also appreciate Gir’s enthusiasm for sitting around doing nothing. That’s kind of where we’re at. We’re not so great at enslaving humans, but we’re great at lounging and eating tacos.

Dress up as your favorite robot companion. By that we mean dress up as the thing he dressed up as to “blend in.” The kigurumi features thumb holes and side pockets to store all your alien essentials. The hood has sewn on eyes and the back even has a little tail!

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Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch

Accessorize like Peter Parker would if he were less discreet! This Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch looks fantastic and is a must-have for Spider-Man fans. This great watch is colored black overall, with the face of the watch colored red and displaying the arachnid Spider-Man logo. Ages 12 and up.

Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…