More terrifying than crippling credit card debt

What would you do if there was a horrific clown monster smiling at you every time you grabbed your wallet? We’d definitely be more financially responsible.

This IT chain wallet is perfect for people who think they might be spending too much. Try it out and you might even scare yourself out of those impulse buys. It’s also great if you want to make other people scream in fear. After all, Pennywise is responsible for a whole slew of people being terrified of clowns, and for that we have respect. Respect and fear.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.