More terrifying than crippling credit card debt

What would you do if there was a horrific clown monster smiling at you every time you grabbed your wallet? We’d definitely be more financially responsible.

This IT chain wallet is perfect for people who think they might be spending too much. Try it out and you might even scare yourself out of those impulse buys. It’s also great if you want to make other people scream in fear. After all, Pennywise is responsible for a whole slew of people being terrified of clowns, and for that we have respect. Respect and fear.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!