More terrifying than crippling credit card debt

What would you do if there was a horrific clown monster smiling at you every time you grabbed your wallet? We’d definitely be more financially responsible.

This IT chain wallet is perfect for people who think they might be spending too much. Try it out and you might even scare yourself out of those impulse buys. It’s also great if you want to make other people scream in fear. After all, Pennywise is responsible for a whole slew of people being terrified of clowns, and for that we have respect. Respect and fear.

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Harry Potter Jewelry Set

Just got your acceptance letter to Hogwarts? Good. Here are some essentials to add to your school supplies list: one owl necklace carrying a letter, two letter earrings, and one compact mirror. Well look at that… it’s all right here. This Harry Potter jewelry set is perfect for going back to school, or when you want to flaunt that you got an acceptance letter when your muggle friends didn’t.

Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Glass

Don’t worry about keeping one of your glasses empty for fetch quests – this one is meant to be filled. While you can go with the traditional Lon Lon Milk, Chateau Romani, or potions, we’d recommend not to pour Chuchu jelly in here. Mostly because we’re not quite sure what it is.

Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.