“ACOUSTICS TEST ANOMALY”

Remember when you were a kid and your folks were like, “We’re going to the park next Tuesday!” And you got all excited for it, and then Tuesday rolled around, and it was raining? And so you had a picnic on the living room floor and played board games instead and rescheduled the trip to the park for the next Tuesday. Which was also raining. Wash, rinse, repeat. But when you finally got to the park it was FLIPPING AMAZING AND TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT!?!

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.