SEE? NOBODY CARES

Now, nobody wants to be Nedry, but everybody can use a good Hawaiian shirt, right? After all, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day, isn’t it? Hawaiian shirts make us feel like we’re on vacation. Plus, having every color imaginable involved in a print means you really can’t go wrong when figuring out what to pair with them.

But why settle for a Hawaiian shirt with just flowers on it? Amateurs. What you need is a nice selection of orchids, hibiscus, plumeria, some Parasaurolophuses, a few Ankylosauruses, assorted other dinosaurs, and the Jurassic Park logo. It’s stylish on the beach or a tropical island where you’re trying to make your escape. Just make sure that when you get back in the jeep, a Dilophosaurus hasn’t decided you’re its Uber.

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Back to the Future Marty McFly Hat Prop Replica

According to the blockbuster Back to the Future movie series, the year 2015 brings many advancements – everything from hoverboards to self-drying jackets – and Marty McFly Jr.’s signature color-changing cap! Reproduced in every detail, this one-size-fits-all wearable prop replica features ultra-refractive fabrics, adjustable Velcro closure, and enough 21st-century tech to erase more than a photograph.

Xbox Heat-Change 11 oz. Mug

Positively covered with official Xbox designs, this Xbox Heat-Change 11 oz. Mug is perfect for a mid-game break, and it’s a great gift for video gamers.

Lord of the Rings Gandalf the Grey Silver T-Shirt

Show your love for The Lord of the Rings by wearing this t-shirt. This excellent Lord of the Rings Gandalf the Grey Silver T-Shirt features an image of the great wizard himself, Gandalf the Grey, above the word “Gandalf.” This is a must-have t-shirt for any fan of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!