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Now, nobody wants to be Nedry, but everybody can use a good Hawaiian shirt, right? After all, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day, isn’t it? Hawaiian shirts make us feel like we’re on vacation. Plus, having every color imaginable involved in a print means you really can’t go wrong when figuring out what to pair with them.

But why settle for a Hawaiian shirt with just flowers on it? Amateurs. What you need is a nice selection of orchids, hibiscus, plumeria, some Parasaurolophuses, a few Ankylosauruses, assorted other dinosaurs, and the Jurassic Park logo. It’s stylish on the beach or a tropical island where you’re trying to make your escape. Just make sure that when you get back in the jeep, a Dilophosaurus hasn’t decided you’re its Uber.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

by | March 12, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

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Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

by | March 10, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

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Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

by | March 9, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!

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