SEE? NOBODY CARES

Now, nobody wants to be Nedry, but everybody can use a good Hawaiian shirt, right? After all, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day, isn’t it? Hawaiian shirts make us feel like we’re on vacation. Plus, having every color imaginable involved in a print means you really can’t go wrong when figuring out what to pair with them.

But why settle for a Hawaiian shirt with just flowers on it? Amateurs. What you need is a nice selection of orchids, hibiscus, plumeria, some Parasaurolophuses, a few Ankylosauruses, assorted other dinosaurs, and the Jurassic Park logo. It’s stylish on the beach or a tropical island where you’re trying to make your escape. Just make sure that when you get back in the jeep, a Dilophosaurus hasn’t decided you’re its Uber.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.