I’M AT THE CORNER JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE BUS FLY BY

Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park novel was published in 1990, and the eponymous movie came out just three years later. You know. NASA was launching the Hubble Space Telescope. The web didn’t yet exist for people who weren’t Tim Berners-Lee. And the macarena was a thing.

This hoodie’s design gives a shoutout to the franchise’s 90s roots. The sleeves and hood lining have a very early-90s Saved by the Bell aesthetic. We can imagine an episode where the girls are planning a Prehistoric Sock Hop at Bayside High School. Slater and Zack are competing to impress the girls with their mastery of caveman fashion (which Slater’s gonna win hands-down because Jessie’s always calling him a caveman), and Screech, well-meaning as always, decides to go to the dance dressed as a T. Rex, which terrifies all the students until Mr. Belding unmasks him. Cue the laugh track and roll the credits.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!