I’M AT THE CORNER JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE BUS FLY BY

Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park novel was published in 1990, and the eponymous movie came out just three years later. You know. NASA was launching the Hubble Space Telescope. The web didn’t yet exist for people who weren’t Tim Berners-Lee. And the macarena was a thing.

This hoodie’s design gives a shoutout to the franchise’s 90s roots. The sleeves and hood lining have a very early-90s Saved by the Bell aesthetic. We can imagine an episode where the girls are planning a Prehistoric Sock Hop at Bayside High School. Slater and Zack are competing to impress the girls with their mastery of caveman fashion (which Slater’s gonna win hands-down because Jessie’s always calling him a caveman), and Screech, well-meaning as always, decides to go to the dance dressed as a T. Rex, which terrifies all the students until Mr. Belding unmasks him. Cue the laugh track and roll the credits.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.