DARKNESS MADE REAL

Wherever there is darkness, you’ll find Heartless. Which means, basically, that we’re everywhere. Oops. We mean “they.” They’re everywhere. Those Heartless scum. *shakes imaginary fist not entirely convincingly*

Sometimes you gotta admit it’d be much easier to go through life without emotions. Isn’t that what the Stoics aspired to? Well, they probably weren’t thinking of video games back in ancient Greece and Rome, but they were on to something. If you don’t have a heart, it can’t get broken. Side with the Darkness today and don this bracelet. 

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