DARKNESS MADE REAL

Wherever there is darkness, you’ll find Heartless. Which means, basically, that we’re everywhere. Oops. We mean “they.” They’re everywhere. Those Heartless scum. *shakes imaginary fist not entirely convincingly*

Sometimes you gotta admit it’d be much easier to go through life without emotions. Isn’t that what the Stoics aspired to? Well, they probably weren’t thinking of video games back in ancient Greece and Rome, but they were on to something. If you don’t have a heart, it can’t get broken. Side with the Darkness today and don this bracelet. 

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

by | April 23, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

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Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

by | April 23, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

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Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

by | April 23, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.

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