DARKNESS MADE REAL

Wherever there is darkness, you’ll find Heartless. Which means, basically, that we’re everywhere. Oops. We mean “they.” They’re everywhere. Those Heartless scum. *shakes imaginary fist not entirely convincingly*

Sometimes you gotta admit it’d be much easier to go through life without emotions. Isn’t that what the Stoics aspired to? Well, they probably weren’t thinking of video games back in ancient Greece and Rome, but they were on to something. If you don’t have a heart, it can’t get broken. Side with the Darkness today and don this bracelet. 

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Captain America Shield Hat

We’ve seen Captain America wear many hats, but the ballcaps in the Marvel movies all make a very special statement. And that statement is: wearing a hat doesn’t make you look suspicious or noticeable at all.

Avengers Infinity Gauntlet Knee High Socks

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.” 
– Thanos

Venom All Over Slime Backpack

“I have absolutely no problem with you sticking around, but if you do, we’re gonna have some ground rules, all right? You cannot just go around eating anybody that you want to.”
– Eddie Brock