CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?

We happen to be experts in kitten shoes here. Not kitten heels, mind you. Or shoes FOR cats (Kitten Mittens!). Shoes with a cat theme. Our collection is currently down to half a dozen pairs, so we feel pretty confident in stating that generally cat-themed shoes come in two flavors: cat face on the toe or repeating cat pattern fabric on the shoe.

Irregular Choice, of course, had to do it different. Because different is what they do. These sneakers have tongues that feature a fuzzy grey cat head with pink bow. The outside is made of sparkly pink and black with grey knitted fabric and accents of iridescent faux snakeskin. And because that isn’t enough, the black soles have an LED embedded in them that has step-activated rainbow blinking lights at two speeds. Subtle they are not.

We have one question: Since Irregular Choice is out of the UK, does that make her a British Shorthair? We’ll be here all week, folks.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!