HOT MUG OF HOT PANTS

What’s better than Wade Wilson, the Merc With a Mouth? When that merc has a long, luxurious ponytail of shiny blonde hair, keeps a tube of shiny lip gloss handy for that mouth, and goes by the name “Wanda.” The chromosomal cluster-hiccup that is Lady Deadpool is armed, agile, and a total nutjob recluse. But you’ll be fine just as long as you don’t cut this merc’s cable – she’ll get really mad if she can’t watch her shows. Guess they don’t have great streaming options in the Earth-3010 dimension.

Swinging into the action with a “BLAM BLAM BLAM,” this mug features Wanda Wilson and the Lady Deadpool logo. Pour in some nice piping hot… what does Lady Deadpool drink, anyway? Her tolerance is too high for alcohol, so probably not hot toddies. Tea? Hot cocoa with lots of marshmallows? Hot Tang? Whatever it is, pour that hotness into this mug and a skeptical Lady Deadpool appears (as if to say “Did you say ‘Hot Tang?'”), as well as Earth-616 Deadpool to join in the fight and coo “Heyyy Baaaeee.” Whew! That’ll warm up your innards.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.