YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PLACE NEEDS? MORE SPACE

Have you ever wanted to hug the Earth? Or sprawl under the stars? Maybe even touch a pulsar? Now that’s just silly; why would anyone want that? You’d probably just get seriously, seriously injured. Or at the very least, void your insurance policy. Honestly, it’s a little ridiculous that you’d even think that was possible, because it’s not. Unless, of course, you have this LED Space Fleece Blanket.

A ThinkGeek creation (and a ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive), this blanket shows an astronaut in the foreground, a blue planet reflected in the helmet. And across the purple star-spangled sky, 18 stars in particular flash on and off. Since astronomical scintillation is going on, we’re going to assume you’re viewing this blanket from Earth’s atmosphere. Or, well, someplace with atmosphere. We hope they have couches there, too, cause that’s what this is perfect for.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!