YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PLACE NEEDS? MORE SPACE

Have you ever wanted to hug the Earth? Or sprawl under the stars? Maybe even touch a pulsar? Now that’s just silly; why would anyone want that? You’d probably just get seriously, seriously injured. Or at the very least, void your insurance policy. Honestly, it’s a little ridiculous that you’d even think that was possible, because it’s not. Unless, of course, you have this LED Space Fleece Blanket.

A ThinkGeek creation (and a ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive), this blanket shows an astronaut in the foreground, a blue planet reflected in the helmet. And across the purple star-spangled sky, 18 stars in particular flash on and off. Since astronomical scintillation is going on, we’re going to assume you’re viewing this blanket from Earth’s atmosphere. Or, well, someplace with atmosphere. We hope they have couches there, too, cause that’s what this is perfect for.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.