HERO IN THE MAKING

Just because you were born to be a hero doesn’t mean you can go in with nothing but the tunic on your back. You need the right tools for the job. You need to seek wisdom from an old man in a cave from time to time. Or rather, a sword. It’s hard to kill an Octorok with wisdom alone. Trust us, we tried. Didn’t end well.

Make sure you venture into that cave before setting off on your adventure! Be prepared for everything Ganon throws out you with sword in hand. The Old Man stands between two flames offering up a sword to our hero on this black shirt. The classic phrase “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.” is written above. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.