HERO IN THE MAKING

Just because you were born to be a hero doesn’t mean you can go in with nothing but the tunic on your back. You need the right tools for the job. You need to seek wisdom from an old man in a cave from time to time. Or rather, a sword. It’s hard to kill an Octorok with wisdom alone. Trust us, we tried. Didn’t end well.

Make sure you venture into that cave before setting off on your adventure! Be prepared for everything Ganon throws out you with sword in hand. The Old Man stands between two flames offering up a sword to our hero on this black shirt. The classic phrase “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.” is written above. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Fantastic Beasts Niffler Heat Change Mug – Exclusive

Even Newt Scamander has trouble keeping track of his niffler sometimes, and Newt’s an expert on magical creatures. After all, he wrote the book. We don’t blame him – nifflers are pretty hard to keep under control, especially when they spot something shiny. Hopefully one doesn’t try and take this mug when you aren’t looking.

Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!