Just because you were born to be a hero doesn’t mean you can go in with nothing but the tunic on your back. You need the right tools for the job. You need to seek wisdom from an old man in a cave from time to time. Or rather, a sword. It’s hard to kill an Octorok with wisdom alone. Trust us, we tried. Didn’t end well.

Make sure you venture into that cave before setting off on your adventure! Be prepared for everything Ganon throws out you with sword in hand. The Old Man stands between two flames offering up a sword to our hero on this black shirt. The classic phrase “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.” is written above. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Gremlins Good and Evil Journal – Exclusive

Most journals are best experienced not wet, but this one, especially. It’ll go all-Stripe all-the-time on you if you get it wet or feed it after midnight. Fortunately, the feeding thing isn’t usually a problem with journals so carry on as you normally would.

Space Invaders Polo

This Space Invaders Polo shows you’re our first line of defense from aliens. With a hot pink and electric blue invader embroidered on chest, this black polo adds a little fun to your business casual standard look.

Futurama Bender Zip-Up Hoodie

Bender’s practically famous. Other robots of his model (Bending Unit 22) probably spend their days bending girders, wishing they could be more like him. Among Bender’s many admirable traits are lying, cheating, and stealing. It’s hard to blame a robot based on a MOS Technology 6502 microprocessor for that. After all, our C64s used to get busted at the local convenience store all the time for underage drinking. And we ain’t even going to tell you what the Apple IIe got into.