YOU GOT ZORA’S FLIPPERS!

Even when it’s raining, you have to admit the scenery in Breath of the Wild is just stunning. Great-Bit Arcade has put together this compilation of relaxing beaches in BotW, which is excellent to bookmark if you occasionally need a short break from real life, complete with steel drums.

But occasionally you may convince the powers-that-be that you need an ACTUAL vacation, not an imaginary one. and we can help you with that, too! Take these Legend of Zelda Board Shorts, because it’s dangerous to go skinnydipping. (Trust us. Even your grandma has social media.) Perfect for a day by the pool or a quick dip in Lake Hylia, these will let you show off your love of LoZ while maintaining a healthy level of vitamin D.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!