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Honestly, if you’re really dead-set on going alone, you’re going to need to take a lot of things with you. A shield would be a good idea, probably. And a slingshot. And… a bow, arrows, a candle, some sticks, some stun bomb nuts, some real bombs, a whistle, a boomerang definitely, a hookshot – or no, a clawshot – no, a double clawshot, some magic beans, several empty bottles, and as many musical instruments as you can manage. If that’s not enough to carry around, might we suggest a pair of really heavy boots? Alright, maybe just start with the wooden sword.

And don’t forget to dress in layers! Maybe take this Legend of Zelda Shadow Zip-Up Hoodie for when there’s a chill in the air or somebody has the A/C cranked all the way up. And the hood’s useful if you happen to be someplace where it rains all the time. Just sayin’….

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!