TAKE THIS!

Honestly, if you’re really dead-set on going alone, you’re going to need to take a lot of things with you. A shield would be a good idea, probably. And a slingshot. And… a bow, arrows, a candle, some sticks, some stun bomb nuts, some real bombs, a whistle, a boomerang definitely, a hookshot – or no, a clawshot – no, a double clawshot, some magic beans, several empty bottles, and as many musical instruments as you can manage. If that’s not enough to carry around, might we suggest a pair of really heavy boots? Alright, maybe just start with the wooden sword.

And don’t forget to dress in layers! Maybe take this Legend of Zelda Shadow Zip-Up Hoodie for when there’s a chill in the air or somebody has the A/C cranked all the way up. And the hood’s useful if you happen to be someplace where it rains all the time. Just sayin’….

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.