TAKE THIS!

Honestly, if you’re really dead-set on going alone, you’re going to need to take a lot of things with you. A shield would be a good idea, probably. And a slingshot. And… a bow, arrows, a candle, some sticks, some stun bomb nuts, some real bombs, a whistle, a boomerang definitely, a hookshot – or no, a clawshot – no, a double clawshot, some magic beans, several empty bottles, and as many musical instruments as you can manage. If that’s not enough to carry around, might we suggest a pair of really heavy boots? Alright, maybe just start with the wooden sword.

And don’t forget to dress in layers! Maybe take this Legend of Zelda Shadow Zip-Up Hoodie for when there’s a chill in the air or somebody has the A/C cranked all the way up. And the hood’s useful if you happen to be someplace where it rains all the time. Just sayin’….

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.