It will do you no good to lounge around here while Calamity Ganon is out there, corrupting and taking control of everything. Well, maybe a little rest and relaxation is in order before you go marching out to take on that creature of pure Malice. So, how long do you think it’ll be before you’re ready? Like, 20 minutes, or… oh. 100 years? Uh, we guess that’s okay….

Later on, it will be time to open your eyes, wake up, and take on the Calamity that is terrorizing Hyrule. But for now, it’s okay to equip your comfy pants and take it easy to build up your strength. And there are no better comfy pants for gathering strength than this pair, featuring the Breath of the Wild “Z” with its growing flower in blue, crossed with a battered yellow Master Sword. They’ve got an elastic waist with a special blue Breath of the Wild drawstring, and two big pockets to keep your equipment in. Because we know the first thing you’re going to want to do when you wake up is find your phone, so it helps to keep it close at hand.

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Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.

Visions of the Future: Microplush Throw Grand Tour

Once every 175 years the outer planets of our solar system (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) line up just so – in a way that allows us to use each planet’s gravity to travel to the next. And that’s just what the Voyager mission did, in the process obtaining some spectacular views of the outer planets in the process.

Rick and Morty Portal Watch

Yeah. We don’t know either. However, you should know that Rick and Morty appear to have opened a portal on your wrist. And they seem to be stuck in it, as if someone’s frozen time in the middle of them jumping. However, in your dimension time is clearly moving – you can watch it on this watch while you watch Rick and Morty swirl around endlessly.