FOR TAKING SOME TIME TO REGROUP

It will do you no good to lounge around here while Calamity Ganon is out there, corrupting and taking control of everything. Well, maybe a little rest and relaxation is in order before you go marching out to take on that creature of pure Malice. So, how long do you think it’ll be before you’re ready? Like, 20 minutes, or… oh. 100 years? Uh, we guess that’s okay….

Later on, it will be time to open your eyes, wake up, and take on the Calamity that is terrorizing Hyrule. But for now, it’s okay to equip your comfy pants and take it easy to build up your strength. And there are no better comfy pants for gathering strength than this pair, featuring the Breath of the Wild “Z” with its growing flower in blue, crossed with a battered yellow Master Sword. They’ve got an elastic waist with a special blue Breath of the Wild drawstring, and two big pockets to keep your equipment in. Because we know the first thing you’re going to want to do when you wake up is find your phone, so it helps to keep it close at hand.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.