IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO WITHOUT ALL YOUR STUFF

Depending on which canon you’re referencing, there are different ways to get one of the best shields in the Zelda universe. You can either buy it after you gain access to Death Mountain from the Bazaar, get it by beating eight bosses in succession, or breaking into Hyrule Castle. All of these require skill, dedication, and an extra pair of underwear (especially when fighting your way through the toughest area of the game).

If you’re looking for a physical Zelda Shield, none of the previously mentioned ways of obtaining it will work. Instead, you can buy it for a few dozen rupees dollars from us! It’s great for cosplay, displaying on a wall, or just toting your stuff from day to day.

Note: If you purchase the Legend of Zelda Master Sword, there’s a sheath that holds it on the back of this backpack so you can carry it like Link.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Rick and Morty Trippy Rick Lounge Pant

If you happen to see Rick Sanchez huge and in 3D, it’s not your imagination. Or, well, it’s not necessarily your imagination. A Rick-Sanchez-shaped vehicle known as “the Rickmobile” is touring the country, promoting Rick & Morty from its huge… side. We were hoping to say “butt” there. It only seems right. So anyhow, if you pass a 3D Rick on the highway, it’s not a dream… er. Nightmare?

Constellation Tunic Top

Science tells us that stars are super hot burning balls of plasma, millions upon millions of miles away. Stories tell us that stars are wish-granting entities, living just outside of our grasp. Can both be true? Can this dichotomy live in both our heads and our hearts? Well, as long as you get your hands on this Grey Constellation Tunic, it can definitely live in your closet.

Attack on Titan Wall Breach Jacket

There are a lot of plotlines in science-fiction that pit humanity up against insurmountable odds. But generally in fiction those odds never play out the way math says they should, and the story ends up being one of redemption and believing in the improbable and everybody lives happily ever after. Mostly.