IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO WITHOUT ALL YOUR STUFF

Depending on which canon you’re referencing, there are different ways to get one of the best shields in the Zelda universe. You can either buy it after you gain access to Death Mountain from the Bazaar, get it by beating eight bosses in succession, or breaking into Hyrule Castle. All of these require skill, dedication, and an extra pair of underwear (especially when fighting your way through the toughest area of the game).

If you’re looking for a physical Zelda Shield, none of the previously mentioned ways of obtaining it will work. Instead, you can buy it for a few dozen rupees dollars from us! It’s great for cosplay, displaying on a wall, or just toting your stuff from day to day.

Note: If you purchase the Legend of Zelda Master Sword, there’s a sheath that holds it on the back of this backpack so you can carry it like Link.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!