GO FOR LAUNCH!

It may still be awhile before you can buy that hover car or personal spaceship you have always wanted. In the meantime, how about a personal jetpack to get you around? Actually, that could be dangerous without any training (think of all the other jetpack pilots). Let’s start with something softer and safer, say, the Lil Jetpack 2000?

The Lil Jetpack 2000 is a red hot backpack that looks like a personal jetpack. Allegedly rated to five times the speed of sound, we recommend you make sure the straps are cinched up tight before heading out the door! It might be wise to alert the FAA and obtain supplemental oxygen, too. How are you with G-forces? We ask because we care! Like all of Sprayground’s backpacks, this design is only available in a limited run and will never be produced again. Don’t miss this opportunity to “go for launch”!

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.