GO FOR LAUNCH!

It may still be awhile before you can buy that hover car or personal spaceship you have always wanted. In the meantime, how about a personal jetpack to get you around? Actually, that could be dangerous without any training (think of all the other jetpack pilots). Let’s start with something softer and safer, say, the Lil Jetpack 2000?

The Lil Jetpack 2000 is a red hot backpack that looks like a personal jetpack. Allegedly rated to five times the speed of sound, we recommend you make sure the straps are cinched up tight before heading out the door! It might be wise to alert the FAA and obtain supplemental oxygen, too. How are you with G-forces? We ask because we care! Like all of Sprayground’s backpacks, this design is only available in a limited run and will never be produced again. Don’t miss this opportunity to “go for launch”!

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