YOUR TIME TO SHINE

Friendship may be magic, but we think unicorns are the magicalest of all the magical ponies. Which is, of course, why we need one. We told our parents that we’d be good and muck out the stables no problem, because, heck, magical rainbow poops. But they STILL said no.

That’s when we decided we’d take matters into our own hands and store up the money for our own personal unicorn inside this Magic Pony Purse. See, it’s like a tiny coin purse, only embiggened by magic. So we’re hoping the savings we stash inside will also be embiggened by magic, ’cause it’s expensive to board a horse near ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. Although, you know… we still haven’t done anything with Steve’s old office. Maybe we’ll just hide it in there.

A ThinkGeek exclusive, this Magic Pony Purse from the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice features a pair of white unicorns with multicolored, glittery manes. Because, why not? If you’re ready to sparkle, it’s ready to hit the town with you.

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Mickey The True Original Chess Set

For a mouse who’s 90 years old, Mickey is still pretty spry. He just goes on whistling as he drives his steamboat down the river without a care in the world. He just want to spread that special joy and nostalgia that only he can bring to the table. The kind of joy that makes you want to crush your opponent at chess.

Batman: The Animated Series – Gotham City Under Siege

Batman: The Animated Series was a game changer in terms of both storytelling and artistic direction. So it only seems fitting that IDW Games should give it an epic board game, befitting its status. Say hello to Gotham City Under Siege.

Fallout: Wasteland Warfare Two Player Starter Set

Some of us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ haven’t been able to play Fallout since good ol’ top-down FO1 and FO2 because of stupid motion sickness. And while we’re waiting for our pre-ordered Citroen glasses from Boarding Ring to ship (yes, we are that geeky), it’d be nice to be able to have our faces eaten by super mutants just like the rest of our friends.