BLACK WIDOW’S BITE NOT INCLUDED

Who better to protect your cash, cards, and coins than a former KGB assassin turned S.H.I.E.L.D. agent? Her speed and agility means that a thief couldn’t get close to your money, even if they tried. And if they’re persistent, Natasha could always hit ’em with the Black Widow’s Bite, the taser bracelets she wears. Sorry, would-be thieves, but our valuables are safe with the Black Widow!

Of course, if you can’t get Black Widow herself to hold onto your cash, this wallet is the next best thing. It has a zip-around closure that keeps your money extra safe, an interior zippered pocket for coins and other small bits, multiple card holders and a sleeve for cash or checks (whatever those are). And of course, it’s styled based on Black Widow’s outfit, with black and grey vegan faux pebbled leather and a metal Black Widow insignia, which is what will really keep anyone from messing with your stuff.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Lounge Shorts

We have a dilemma: we crave the action and adventure of traveling through hyperspace aboard the Millennium Falcon… but also, the comfort and laziness of hanging around at home on the couch. It’s quite a pickle, but we think we’ve landed on a solution: a pair of comfy, yet stylish and Falcon-appropriate shorts to wear on our adventures. And making sure to install a really comfy chair in the Falcon’s cockpit, too. That oughta do it.

Chemical Reaction Boxer Briefs 3pk

Dressing like a scientist isn’t just about the lab coat. You need to start from the very first layer! Nothing says “I’m a person who has a favorite microscope, and I can tell you the proper names of all this glassware” quite like these undergarments.

Space Age Boxer Briefs 3pk

Space always seems so far away. Forever out of reach. That is, until you put it in your dresser drawer. Fill your top drawer with all sorts of… space. Planets and constellations as far as the eye can see. Well, depending on how big your dresser is