BLACK WIDOW’S BITE NOT INCLUDED

Who better to protect your cash, cards, and coins than a former KGB assassin turned S.H.I.E.L.D. agent? Her speed and agility means that a thief couldn’t get close to your money, even if they tried. And if they’re persistent, Natasha could always hit ’em with the Black Widow’s Bite, the taser bracelets she wears. Sorry, would-be thieves, but our valuables are safe with the Black Widow!

Of course, if you can’t get Black Widow herself to hold onto your cash, this wallet is the next best thing. It has a zip-around closure that keeps your money extra safe, an interior zippered pocket for coins and other small bits, multiple card holders and a sleeve for cash or checks (whatever those are). And of course, it’s styled based on Black Widow’s outfit, with black and grey vegan faux pebbled leather and a metal Black Widow insignia, which is what will really keep anyone from messing with your stuff.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!