BLACK WIDOW’S BITE NOT INCLUDED

Who better to protect your cash, cards, and coins than a former KGB assassin turned S.H.I.E.L.D. agent? Her speed and agility means that a thief couldn’t get close to your money, even if they tried. And if they’re persistent, Natasha could always hit ’em with the Black Widow’s Bite, the taser bracelets she wears. Sorry, would-be thieves, but our valuables are safe with the Black Widow!

Of course, if you can’t get Black Widow herself to hold onto your cash, this wallet is the next best thing. It has a zip-around closure that keeps your money extra safe, an interior zippered pocket for coins and other small bits, multiple card holders and a sleeve for cash or checks (whatever those are). And of course, it’s styled based on Black Widow’s outfit, with black and grey vegan faux pebbled leather and a metal Black Widow insignia, which is what will really keep anyone from messing with your stuff.

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