BLACK WIDOW’S BITE NOT INCLUDED

Who better to protect your cash, cards, and coins than a former KGB assassin turned S.H.I.E.L.D. agent? Her speed and agility means that a thief couldn’t get close to your money, even if they tried. And if they’re persistent, Natasha could always hit ’em with the Black Widow’s Bite, the taser bracelets she wears. Sorry, would-be thieves, but our valuables are safe with the Black Widow!

Of course, if you can’t get Black Widow herself to hold onto your cash, this wallet is the next best thing. It has a zip-around closure that keeps your money extra safe, an interior zippered pocket for coins and other small bits, multiple card holders and a sleeve for cash or checks (whatever those are). And of course, it’s styled based on Black Widow’s outfit, with black and grey vegan faux pebbled leather and a metal Black Widow insignia, which is what will really keep anyone from messing with your stuff.

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Fantastic Beasts Niffler Heat Change Mug – Exclusive

Even Newt Scamander has trouble keeping track of his niffler sometimes, and Newt’s an expert on magical creatures. After all, he wrote the book. We don’t blame him – nifflers are pretty hard to keep under control, especially when they spot something shiny. Hopefully one doesn’t try and take this mug when you aren’t looking.

Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!