I WANT YOU BACK. I WANT YOU BACK.

Spoiler alert: if you haven’t seen Guardians of the Galaxy, move along.

For a character who says the same three words, exclusively, in the same order, for an entire movie, it’s hard to imagine being as upset as we were when he switched up JUST ONE of them and sacrificed himself for the rest of the team. It was heartwrenching. But the scene that came in the credits made it all worth it. Cute lil’ mini Groot dancing around to a classic song? Sold. We’ll take ten.

Have your phone charge to the cutest little floral colossus this side of the galaxy. The Marvel Groot USB Car Charger features the little guy in his tiny pot dancing around while he charges your phone or any other compatible device. Groot will stay nice and safe inside your cup holder, so, luckily, he won’t need to make the ultimate sacrifice just so your phone doesn’t die.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Pokémon Gengar Kigurumi

After we saw that scene where Wendy had to sew Peter Pan’s shadow back on as kids, we have sort of wished for a shadow pal. Someone we could get into crazy shenanigans with who’d always be there. Someone like Gengar. 

Invader Zim Gir Kigurumi

We appreciate Zim’s enthusiasm for trying to enslave the human race, but we also appreciate Gir’s enthusiasm for sitting around doing nothing. That’s kind of where we’re at. We’re not so great at enslaving humans, but we’re great at lounging and eating tacos.

Rick and Morty Lifestyle Duffel

Wrongfully terminated? Instead of pursuing your legal options, allow us to suggest a training montage in preparation for kicking some butt. That never goes poorly.