SAVING THE WORLD, ONE PIXEL AT A TIME

Right now, we can opt to see Avengers: Infinity War locally in Standard, IMAX, 3D, IMAX 3D, 3D BTX, 3D RPX, 3D XD, BTX, RPX, XD, or Dolby Cinema. Our brains would like to know if our eyeballs really need all those options, because our brains don’t even know what half those acronyms mean. So we’re ready to take a step back to a simpler time. When heroes were 8-bit, and we liked it.

This long-sleeve blue ringer with yellow neck and sleeve cuffs has “I Believe in Heroes” printed in lossy pixelated white ink on the front. Blocky Iron Man, Cap’s shield, and the Hulk are printed on the right forearm, to emphasize what you’re talking about. Just remember that when you call an 8-bit hero, there’s a bit of load time first to be expected.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!