SAVING THE WORLD, ONE PIXEL AT A TIME

Right now, we can opt to see Avengers: Infinity War locally in Standard, IMAX, 3D, IMAX 3D, 3D BTX, 3D RPX, 3D XD, BTX, RPX, XD, or Dolby Cinema. Our brains would like to know if our eyeballs really need all those options, because our brains don’t even know what half those acronyms mean. So we’re ready to take a step back to a simpler time. When heroes were 8-bit, and we liked it.

This long-sleeve blue ringer with yellow neck and sleeve cuffs has “I Believe in Heroes” printed in lossy pixelated white ink on the front. Blocky Iron Man, Cap’s shield, and the Hulk are printed on the right forearm, to emphasize what you’re talking about. Just remember that when you call an 8-bit hero, there’s a bit of load time first to be expected.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.