SAVING THE WORLD, ONE PIXEL AT A TIME

Right now, we can opt to see Avengers: Infinity War locally in Standard, IMAX, 3D, IMAX 3D, 3D BTX, 3D RPX, 3D XD, BTX, RPX, XD, or Dolby Cinema. Our brains would like to know if our eyeballs really need all those options, because our brains don’t even know what half those acronyms mean. So we’re ready to take a step back to a simpler time. When heroes were 8-bit, and we liked it.

This long-sleeve blue ringer with yellow neck and sleeve cuffs has “I Believe in Heroes” printed in lossy pixelated white ink on the front. Blocky Iron Man, Cap’s shield, and the Hulk are printed on the right forearm, to emphasize what you’re talking about. Just remember that when you call an 8-bit hero, there’s a bit of load time first to be expected.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.