MOST POWERFUL EARRINGS IN THE UNIVERSE

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts). But both of these Infinity Gauntlets are loaded up with Infinity Stones, and that’s a problem, since there is definitely only one of each stone out there. Right? Whoa, we hope we’re right about that…

Thankfully, each of these Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings is loaded up with replicas of the real Infinity Stones, so you don’t have to worry about say, accidentally blinking half the universe out of existence with a mere thought when you wear them. Because that would be awkward. But they are shiny and nice to look at, and they’re such convincing little replicas that you might even throw Thanos off for a second, which could give the time to swipe the real thing from him. Once you obtain the ultimate power in the universe, please just remember the friends at ThinkGeek who sold you those earrings in the first place, okay? We don’t so much want to be blinked out of existence.

For our customers with nickel allergies: This is made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means the five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!