MOST POWERFUL EARRINGS IN THE UNIVERSE

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts). But both of these Infinity Gauntlets are loaded up with Infinity Stones, and that’s a problem, since there is definitely only one of each stone out there. Right? Whoa, we hope we’re right about that…

Thankfully, each of these Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings is loaded up with replicas of the real Infinity Stones, so you don’t have to worry about say, accidentally blinking half the universe out of existence with a mere thought when you wear them. Because that would be awkward. But they are shiny and nice to look at, and they’re such convincing little replicas that you might even throw Thanos off for a second, which could give the time to swipe the real thing from him. Once you obtain the ultimate power in the universe, please just remember the friends at ThinkGeek who sold you those earrings in the first place, okay? We don’t so much want to be blinked out of existence.

For our customers with nickel allergies: This is made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means the five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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