MOST POWERFUL EARRINGS IN THE UNIVERSE

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts). But both of these Infinity Gauntlets are loaded up with Infinity Stones, and that’s a problem, since there is definitely only one of each stone out there. Right? Whoa, we hope we’re right about that…

Thankfully, each of these Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings is loaded up with replicas of the real Infinity Stones, so you don’t have to worry about say, accidentally blinking half the universe out of existence with a mere thought when you wear them. Because that would be awkward. But they are shiny and nice to look at, and they’re such convincing little replicas that you might even throw Thanos off for a second, which could give the time to swipe the real thing from him. Once you obtain the ultimate power in the universe, please just remember the friends at ThinkGeek who sold you those earrings in the first place, okay? We don’t so much want to be blinked out of existence.

For our customers with nickel allergies: This is made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means the five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Marvel Deadpool 50″ Round Beach Towel

One of the problems with going to the beach is trying to find your stuff again amongst all the anonymous tropical print towels, bags, and umbrellas. Let’s see you were… maybe 50 feet from the shoreline. Right in front of the lifeguard… is that the same lifeguard tower? 

Doctor Who TARDIS Hooded Lounger

For any of Doctor Who’s companions, their adventures with the whimsical traveller can seem just like a bunch of wild dreams. Crazy aliens, strange planets, and experiencing all kinds of alternate histories and futures. If it were you, wouldn’t you expect to wake up and find out none of it had really happened?

Dark Mysteries Hooded Denim Jacket

There are a lot of things we don’t understand about the world. For example, most of quantum physics. Daylight savings time. How somebody can get a cat to wear a shark costume and ride around on a Roomba without suffering grievous bodily injury.