WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LOKI

Think about it: would you rather be in Thor’s shoes or Loki’s? Now, they’re both big shoes to fill, what with that demi-god thing and everything. With Thor you get to be an undisputed hero, but Thor’s got massive amounts of responsibility. And a super-long lifetime to feel guilty about things he could have done differently. Like aiming for the head.

That’s why we hands-down pick Loki every time. See, if you’re Loki, you get to actually put your feet up occasionally. Slide some comfortable slippers on, pop some popcorn, and let the world sort itself out while you stream the latest Netflix series. Or, you know, maybe create a little mischief.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!