BECAUSE YOUR MAIL IS WORTHY
We at ThinkGeek usually take a playful tone with our copy, but there’s nothing cute or funny about vandalizing someone’s mailbox. We swear to Odin, if we have to replace our mailbox again we’ll set off Ragnarok ourselves. *Deep breath.* Sorry, you didn’t deserve that. It’s not like you’re the one taking a baseball bat to our mailbox. RIGHT?
If you too have experienced the harsh sting of collecting scattered letters (ahem, bills) after finding your mailbox on the front lawn, we’ve got a solution for you. Before you go all Revengers on anyone, try out this Marvel Thor Mighty Mjolnir Mailbox. We named it after Thor’s mighty hammer not just because it looks like Mjolnir, but also because this mailbox is nearly indestructible. Seriously. With a healthy stash of uru and signoff from some Dwarven blacksmiths, we’ve provided an ultimate solution that has a lifetime guarantee. Your mailbox will never be moved again. Even if you wanted to.