IS THIS COFFEE WORTHY?

When you have dire plans for destiny, the last thing you need is substandard coffee. (Or, Odin-forbid, decaf!)

If the quality of your coffee is a question you need answered, pick up the Thor Hammer 20oz Sculpted Mug. The breath of Odin himself engraved the words on the side: “Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” The cool Celtic-inspired knotwork was added by human hands.

It’s easy to develop a special, intimate relationship with a coffee mug like this. Just don’t smash it. That’s disrespectful, and we don’t have magic here that can re-assemble it.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.