IS THIS COFFEE WORTHY?

When you have dire plans for destiny, the last thing you need is substandard coffee. (Or, Odin-forbid, decaf!)

If the quality of your coffee is a question you need answered, pick up the Thor Hammer 20oz Sculpted Mug. The breath of Odin himself engraved the words on the side: “Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” The cool Celtic-inspired knotwork was added by human hands.

It’s easy to develop a special, intimate relationship with a coffee mug like this. Just don’t smash it. That’s disrespectful, and we don’t have magic here that can re-assemble it.

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Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.

Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.