ANTIESTABLISHMENTARIANISM

Have you ever wanted to cosplay a character just because you loved a piece of their outfit? Yup. Us, too. Witness Peebee’s jacket from Mass Effect: Andromeda, brought to life by the talented ThinkGeek monkeys at our office in Denver. We’d just like to say yes. Yes. Whatever it is.

This vibrant purple faux leather jacket inspired by Peebee’s outfit from Mass Effect: Andromeda has an eggshell blue lining (in case that’s not your natural skin tone). We intentionally made it slightly longer than Peebee’s because we don’t want your midriff to get cold. Unlike her, you presumably didn’t grow up on the ice world of Hyetiana so we took the liberty of some slight alterations for your comfort. And you’re gonna have to provide your own belt, but the look totally works without it, too.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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ThinkGeek’s 19th Anniversary Tee

It isn’t always easy to be a geek. Trust us: we have firsthand knowledge from our entire 8th grade year. Loving something, truly loving it, and putting that out there for the world to see makes you vulnerable. And that’s hard. 

Lion King Scar Lounger

All the lessons we learned as a child from The Lion King still apply to our adult life today. First, always listen to your father. A classic. Second, there’s the ciiiiirrrrrcle of life. Applies today and every day. Third, we learned that nothing beats the comfort of a lounger when you’re basking on a hot savannah day. (You remember that one, right? No? Must have been in the director’s cut.)

Pokémon Pika Palette T-Shirt

Hey! Ash’s Pikachu’s gotten into the Pinkan Berries again! And possibly some Redan and Brownan Berries? Do those even exist? Anyhow, somebody stop him from snacking before he eats some sort of camo berries and we can’t find him!