HOOD-ZAH!

Oyez! Oyez! Lords and ladies, ThinkGeek, ye olde Internet shoppe, is proud to announce the arrival of the Medieval Black Knight Hoodie. Made from cotton of the fields and an alchemical substance known only as “polyester,” this spectacular raiment transforms an ordinary subject into a knight of the realm, with all the privileges thereunto belonging (ed. note: that’d be none in America in this day and age). Protects the wearer from the dreaded Draft of Doom, the cause of many a plague upon our cities. Allows one to blend in at the Renaissance festival. Makes grocery shopping that much more of a combative experience (what? you don’t joust with your shopping carts?). Oops. We dropped our Elizabethan accent back there somewhere. Let’s start again.

Check out this cool Medieval Black Knight Hoodie. With the convenience of a full-zip hoodie, it makes its wearer look like he or she is decked out in plate armor. The spaulders and visor are removable with snaps. The “plates” are reinforced with interfacing. There are embroidered “etched” designs on the helm, spaulders, and lames. And because bathing and automated washing machines are two reasons why our nose is glad we live in the modern world, it’s machine washable. Just snap the visor and spaulders off before you toss it in. So arm yourself against the cold with the Medieval Black Knight Hoodie today.

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Mandalorian The Child This Is My Good Side 16 Oz. Acrylic Cup with Straw

When this youngster takes a power nap, it’s a POWER nap! Maybe that will work for you, too. At any rate, you don’t want to miss this chance to grab the Mandalorian The Child This Is My Good Side 16 Oz. Acrylic Cup with Straw for your very own. One side shows an innocent-looking “Baby Yoda” and the words “This Is My Good Side,” while the other side says “Power Nap” and features The Child sound asleep in a levitating bassinet. Aww… Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Star Wars The Child Chibi 24 oz. Water Bottle

Three different images of The Child people are calling “Baby Yoda” adorn the circumference of this delightful Star Wars The Child Chibi 24 oz. Water Bottle. Which one do you like best? Inspired by the super-popular The Mandalorian series on Disney+, it’s a fun way to stay hydrated and keep your favorite little Force user close by your side. After all, you never know when you might want a certain someone to “do the magic hand thing” and help you out. Don’t take any chances – order yours today! Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Star Wars: The Mandalorian The Child T-Shirt

Commit yourself to looking good, with this Star Wars: The Mandalorian The Child T-Shirt! The high-quality pre shrunk t-shirt is made of 100% cotton. Machine washable.