YOU HAVEN’T HEARD OF THE MILLENNIUM FALCON?

Hopefully you can put on these boxers as quickly as the Millennium Falcon can make the Kessel Run. Speed is of the essence in the morning. Especially when you hit the snooze button about five times.

Put on a fresh pair as you pay homage to a ship that has it where it counts. By association, these boxer briefs also have it where it counts. We’re pretty sure that’s how it works, right?

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Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.

Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.