FREE HUGSSSSSSS

There are those people who express their happiness through physical contact. They’re so happy to see you, they bound up and hug you. And then there’s the rest of us, who’d prefer to express our happiness at arm’s length.

This Creeper Pom Beanie warns folks that, like a Creeper, you have the potential to explode at any moment, so they’d best stay back if they know what’s good for them. Wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt, now, would we?

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!