There are those people who express their happiness through physical contact. They’re so happy to see you, they bound up and hug you. And then there’s the rest of us, who’d prefer to express our happiness at arm’s length.
This Creeper Pom Beanie warns folks that, like a Creeper, you have the potential to explode at any moment, so they’d best stay back if they know what’s good for them. Wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt, now, would we?