HERE FOR THE STARING CONTEST

We all like to think we’re the protagonists, but sometimes you just have to be the bad guy and you know it. Got bad news to deliver to your friends? Wear this hat. Everybody’s going to have to come in on Saturday? Wear this hat. Your favorite Minecraft server’s down? Definitely time for this hat.

You know, it’s funny. Luring an Enderman into the sunlight turns it neutral. Luring a Minecraft player into the sunlight turns it hostile. But maybe it won’t be so hostile if it’s sporting this stylish cap to keep the sun out of its eyes.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

by | June 29, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

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Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

by | June 25, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

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Star Wars Empire Panini Press

by | June 25, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.  

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