HERE FOR THE STARING CONTEST
We all like to think we’re the protagonists, but sometimes you just have to be the bad guy and you know it. Got bad news to deliver to your friends? Wear this hat. Everybody’s going to have to come in on Saturday? Wear this hat. Your favorite Minecraft server’s down? Definitely time for this hat.
You know, it’s funny. Luring an Enderman into the sunlight turns it neutral. Luring a Minecraft player into the sunlight turns it hostile. But maybe it won’t be so hostile if it’s sporting this stylish cap to keep the sun out of its eyes.