HERE FOR THE STARING CONTEST

We all like to think we’re the protagonists, but sometimes you just have to be the bad guy and you know it. Got bad news to deliver to your friends? Wear this hat. Everybody’s going to have to come in on Saturday? Wear this hat. Your favorite Minecraft server’s down? Definitely time for this hat.

You know, it’s funny. Luring an Enderman into the sunlight turns it neutral. Luring a Minecraft player into the sunlight turns it hostile. But maybe it won’t be so hostile if it’s sporting this stylish cap to keep the sun out of its eyes.

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Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch

Accessorize like Peter Parker would if he were less discreet! This Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch looks fantastic and is a must-have for Spider-Man fans. This great watch is colored black overall, with the face of the watch colored red and displaying the arachnid Spider-Man logo. Ages 12 and up.

Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…