NOTE: HAT DOES NOT GRANT TELEPORTATION

It’s funny. Luring an Enderman into the sunlight turns it neutral. Luring a Minecraft player into the sunlight turns it hostile.

HA! We kid, we kid. See, this Enderman beanie might help with the hostility if you’ve got a Minecraft player outside in the winter. This’ll protect them from the cold weather, and perhaps distract them from the fact that they’re not currently playing Minecraft. Plus, it’ll attract other Minecraft players, which is a good thing. What’s the opposite of a hostile mob? A friendly mob?

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.