NOTE: HAT DOES NOT GRANT TELEPORTATION

It’s funny. Luring an Enderman into the sunlight turns it neutral. Luring a Minecraft player into the sunlight turns it hostile.

HA! We kid, we kid. See, this Enderman beanie might help with the hostility if you’ve got a Minecraft player outside in the winter. This’ll protect them from the cold weather, and perhaps distract them from the fact that they’re not currently playing Minecraft. Plus, it’ll attract other Minecraft players, which is a good thing. What’s the opposite of a hostile mob? A friendly mob?

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.