BECAUSE WE CAN’T ALL BE STEVE

Well, actually, technically we CAN all be Steve, we guess. But we prefer Alex, ourselves. And for kids who play Minecraft as Alex instead of Steve, there’s a shirt for them, too. If you have a young Minecraft player in your house who plays as Alex, equip them with a foam pickaxe and give them this shirt. They’ll be ready to hit the ground running. Remind them, though, that they’ll drain the food bar considerably while sprinting, so you might want to restock the fridge, too.

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Outta Power T-Shirt

Your phone lets you know when it’s going to power off and be useless until you recharge it, so why can’t there be a human equivalent. WISH GRANTED!

Nasa DaVinci T-Shirt

The Vitruvian Man finally found some clothes… and a space suit. It seems only right that the mixture of art and math would take the next step for man, and one giant leap for mankind.

What the Duck T-Shirt

Welcome to the struggle – the ultimate test of will. It’s you vs. autocorrect. Will you change the “d,” or will you go ahead and send the message?