OMG! IT’S FULL OF FEET.

Good morning, Dave. It’s time to get up and face the day. Time to swing your legs out of bed and place them in your slipper socks. But not just any slippers will do, Dave. You need these NASA Microfleece Slipper Socks. Nothing else will do. Thus spoke HAL.

NASA Microfleece Slipper Socks are black fleece with the NASA “meatball” logo on the toes.  Of course, these NASA Microfleece Slipper Socks are not for really exiting the atmosphere, because they are soft and plush. They’d just burn up. And that would be sad, Dave. Don’t let them burn up, Dave. Just wear them on your feet, Da… Daisy… Daisy.. give me….

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Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Glass

Don’t worry about keeping one of your glasses empty for fetch quests – this one is meant to be filled. While you can go with the traditional Lon Lon Milk, Chateau Romani, or potions, we’d recommend not to pour Chuchu jelly in here. Mostly because we’re not quite sure what it is.

Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.