PUT TIMMY ON THE MOON

Hey, did you hear we’re going back to the moon? We did… and so did our spokesmonkey, Timmy. He’s probably the most excited about it because space travel has always been his dream. We’re helping him train by setting up obstacle courses in the parking lot to build up his stamina.  

Show your support for Timmy’s dream with this ThinkGeek exclusive NASA stripes t-shirt. Whether you’re a space enthusiast, or just like monkeys, we can all agree that it’s time to put Timmy on the moon. But until then, we’re going to keep sucking all the oxygen out of his office to see how long he can hold his breath.  

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.