When you write copy for over 1200 products a year, you’re allowed to be particular about your keyboard, right? We’ll admit that we were smitten by the Qwerkywriter when it came out. Yes, we bought one. But we keep it at home, because at work we need the keypad. There are Excel and Google Sheets to be tackled in the Timmyverse.

But this Ncore Retro Mechanical Keyboard looks like a typewriter plus has the function keys and keypad of the 104-key US layout. The round keycaps are chromium-plated and laser-etched, plus the switches beneath are rated at 70 million keystrokes so this keyboard is going to last a long time. The manufacturer says they went with Kailh White switches because they are the closest to the feel of a classic manual typewriter with an audible click. We’re just hoping we don’t have to deal with getting our fingers stuck between the keys when we’re not paying attention. Man, that pinched. That, and when you’d go “asdfasdf” get all the type bars (the little arms with each of the letters on them) stuck together? That sucked.

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Doctor Who TARDIS and Flowers Handbag

When we were little, we were so jealous of the kids who got to have a toy store shopping spree on TV. It would be so awesome to have unlimited money (even with limited time to spend it). We wonder if the Doctor ever uses his psychic paper as a credit card… or maybe he just makes savvy investments in the stock market. That’s a unique anomaly called “Bigger on the Insider Trading.”

Pac-Man High Score T-Shirt

Whether you took the yellow ball home or you gave up an entire roll of quarters at the local arcade, you know the importance of the coveted high score. Always seemingly out of reach, until, one day, the planets aligned and you gobbled up all those pellets and fruits better than anyone that came before you! At least… anyone in a 5 mile radius. Still impressive!

Atari Black Katakana Flat Brim Cap

Ready Player One may be a 2018 movie, but this hat reflects a simpler time. A time when Space Invaders was the pinnacle of gaming awesomeness. A time when E.T. got buried in the desert.