NO, FOUR: TWO, TWO, FOUR.

See, really, two is enough. We’re going to give you a scarf and a hat. Two. What are you going to do with four, anyhow? You don’t have two heads, do you? Yeah yeah. We know you’re eating. But, look. Bryant sent us to tell you he wanted you to see this.

This black hat and scarf set is like a subtle nod to fellow fans of a particular cult movie about the future. To anybody else, you just have a teal blue dragon on your hat and scarf, which seems fine by us. And since it’s basically always raining out there, it can’t hurt to have an extra hat and scarf set, right?

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.