NO, FOUR: TWO, TWO, FOUR.

See, really, two is enough. We’re going to give you a scarf and a hat. Two. What are you going to do with four, anyhow? You don’t have two heads, do you? Yeah yeah. We know you’re eating. But, look. Bryant sent us to tell you he wanted you to see this.

This black hat and scarf set is like a subtle nod to fellow fans of a particular cult movie about the future. To anybody else, you just have a teal blue dragon on your hat and scarf, which seems fine by us. And since it’s basically always raining out there, it can’t hurt to have an extra hat and scarf set, right?

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Outta Power T-Shirt

Your phone lets you know when it’s going to power off and be useless until you recharge it, so why can’t there be a human equivalent. WISH GRANTED!

Nasa DaVinci T-Shirt

The Vitruvian Man finally found some clothes… and a space suit. It seems only right that the mixture of art and math would take the next step for man, and one giant leap for mankind.

What the Duck T-Shirt

Welcome to the struggle – the ultimate test of will. It’s you vs. autocorrect. Will you change the “d,” or will you go ahead and send the message?