NO, FOUR: TWO, TWO, FOUR.
See, really, two is enough. We’re going to give you a scarf and a hat. Two. What are you going to do with four, anyhow? You don’t have two heads, do you? Yeah yeah. We know you’re eating. But, look. Bryant sent us to tell you he wanted you to see this.
This black hat and scarf set is like a subtle nod to fellow fans of a particular cult movie about the future. To anybody else, you just have a teal blue dragon on your hat and scarf, which seems fine by us. And since it’s basically always raining out there, it can’t hurt to have an extra hat and scarf set, right?