SOMETHING IS MISSING, BUT WHAT?

We have a feeling that if Jack left presents that were actually practical he wouldn’t have almost ruined Christmas. It’s cold out there, the people need warmth, and not in the form of anything that wants to eat them. That may be a tall order, but we can probably work within those boundaries. And our warehouse monkeys appreciate it when we do.

This Nightmare Before Christmas Graveyard Knit Scarf will keep you warm and darkly stylish. One side features the silhouettes of tombs and mausoleums in a graveyard scene with Jack’s grinning face at either end. The other side is plain. This makes it an excellent option if you have boring things to attend with boring people and might need to flip it in a hurry

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!