SOMETHING IS MISSING, BUT WHAT?

We have a feeling that if Jack left presents that were actually practical he wouldn’t have almost ruined Christmas. It’s cold out there, the people need warmth, and not in the form of anything that wants to eat them. That may be a tall order, but we can probably work within those boundaries. And our warehouse monkeys appreciate it when we do.

This Nightmare Before Christmas Graveyard Knit Scarf will keep you warm and darkly stylish. One side features the silhouettes of tombs and mausoleums in a graveyard scene with Jack’s grinning face at either end. The other side is plain. This makes it an excellent option if you have boring things to attend with boring people and might need to flip it in a hurry

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.