SOMETHING IS MISSING, BUT WHAT?

We have a feeling that if Jack left presents that were actually practical he wouldn’t have almost ruined Christmas. It’s cold out there, the people need warmth, and not in the form of anything that wants to eat them. That may be a tall order, but we can probably work within those boundaries. And our warehouse monkeys appreciate it when we do.

This Nightmare Before Christmas Graveyard Knit Scarf will keep you warm and darkly stylish. One side features the silhouettes of tombs and mausoleums in a graveyard scene with Jack’s grinning face at either end. The other side is plain. This makes it an excellent option if you have boring things to attend with boring people and might need to flip it in a hurry

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.