Freddy’s coming for you… but not your money

“One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna’ stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again.”
– Creepy Children

We can’t protect you from your nightmares, but this wallet can protect your money from Freddy Krueger’s extremely sharp clutches.  

This Nightmare on Elm Street snapping trifold wallet has places for cash, cards, and an ID. And best of all, it includes a chain, so you can make sure it doesn’t disappear like your dreams when you wake up. That’s a metaphor for life if we ever heard one.  

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Harry Potter Daily Prophet Organizer Wrap

Hey fellow wizards and witches. Where do you put your wand when you need to use your hands for other things? We’ve tried our pants pockets only to accidentally sit on it or wash our wand in the washing machine. And trust us, wands aren’t cheap! If only there was something to keep our wand safe.  

Black Lattice Skull Wallet

Keep your everyday life on the dangerous side. Because nobody questions you when you have a fancy skull on your wallet (or in it). Though you probably shouldn’t carry around a skull in your wallet… it’ll stretch the fabric.

Super Mario Warp Pipe Crew Socks

We don’t usually associate comfort with traveling down warp pipes, but maybe it’s time for that to change. Thanks to Bioworld, we’ve encountered a new type of warp pipe. But instead of taking us somewhere creepy with a bunch of floating coins, it’s taking our feet to Sky Land.