Freddy’s coming for you… but not your money

“One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna’ stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again.”
– Creepy Children

We can’t protect you from your nightmares, but this wallet can protect your money from Freddy Krueger’s extremely sharp clutches.  

This Nightmare on Elm Street snapping trifold wallet has places for cash, cards, and an ID. And best of all, it includes a chain, so you can make sure it doesn’t disappear like your dreams when you wake up. That’s a metaphor for life if we ever heard one.  

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!