Freddy’s coming for you… but not your money

“One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna’ stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again.”
– Creepy Children

We can’t protect you from your nightmares, but this wallet can protect your money from Freddy Krueger’s extremely sharp clutches.  

This Nightmare on Elm Street snapping trifold wallet has places for cash, cards, and an ID. And best of all, it includes a chain, so you can make sure it doesn’t disappear like your dreams when you wake up. That’s a metaphor for life if we ever heard one.  

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by | March 23, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

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by | March 22, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

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by | March 20, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

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