UNDERWATER FIREBALLS FTW

Since they’re brothers, do you think Mario and Luigi had to share a bathroom growing up? That’s never easy. If there’s somebody in your family who takes too dang long during their turn in the bathroom, this shower curtain is your answer. After all, you only have 400 seconds to navigate 2-2. That’s less than 7 minutes, and nobody can use all the hot water in the water heater in 7 minutes, right?

Enjoy World 2-2 while you’re underwater in the shower or tub with this Nintendo Super Mario Shower Curtain. Complete with Cheep Cheeps and Bloopers, this shower curtain comes preloaded with its own hazards. Just remember that slipping and falling in the bathroom is the real hazard, and no Power Up will protect you from that.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.