UNDERWATER FIREBALLS FTW

Since they’re brothers, do you think Mario and Luigi had to share a bathroom growing up? That’s never easy. If there’s somebody in your family who takes too dang long during their turn in the bathroom, this shower curtain is your answer. After all, you only have 400 seconds to navigate 2-2. That’s less than 7 minutes, and nobody can use all the hot water in the water heater in 7 minutes, right?

Enjoy World 2-2 while you’re underwater in the shower or tub with this Nintendo Super Mario Shower Curtain. Complete with Cheep Cheeps and Bloopers, this shower curtain comes preloaded with its own hazards. Just remember that slipping and falling in the bathroom is the real hazard, and no Power Up will protect you from that.

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.