TEMEEN EMIDEEN

It must be nice to be a Krill. You’re better than everybody else. After all, you have a soul. And because of that you basically have the right of way in all situations. The Anhkana says so, in amongst many other things. (Seriously, that is a BIG book.) On the downside, you’re one of the few sentient races who needs higher SPF sunscreen than most of us require.

Proudly display your Krill tendencies with this shirt adorned with the alien language from The Orville. Unfortunately, the Krill writing doesn’t translate to anything meaningful, unless “QZK4GIEFM80XP96W” means something to you. Actually, that sorta looks like a VIN, now that we think about it. So maybe it is the word of Avis after all.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.