TEMEEN EMIDEEN

It must be nice to be a Krill. You’re better than everybody else. After all, you have a soul. And because of that you basically have the right of way in all situations. The Anhkana says so, in amongst many other things. (Seriously, that is a BIG book.) On the downside, you’re one of the few sentient races who needs higher SPF sunscreen than most of us require.

Proudly display your Krill tendencies with this shirt adorned with the alien language from The Orville. Unfortunately, the Krill writing doesn’t translate to anything meaningful, unless “QZK4GIEFM80XP96W” means something to you. Actually, that sorta looks like a VIN, now that we think about it. So maybe it is the word of Avis after all.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.