With over 3000 ships, there’s one waiting for you in the Planetary Union! You have a future in the future. Join the Planetary Union today for an exciting career in Command, Engineering, Medical, Science, or Security. Plus, we have great benefits! You get to see the universe, and we let you have soda on the bridge. 

Don a shirt with the logo of the commanding body under which The Orville operates – the Planetary Union. We’d say more, but we’ve got a pile of paperwork here we have to file with Union Central. 

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!