ATTENTION KRILL SHIP, THIS IS THE USS ORVILLE. CEASE FIRE IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL RESPOND.

It probably makes sense that the USS Orville is basically always under repair. It’s a mid-level exploratory vessel. By definition, that means it’s going to get into a lot of messes we haven’t encountered before. But it’s looking pretty good for the number of brushes it’s had with the Krill. (No, that’s not a spoiler. There’s a second season on the books, and the series is still called “The Orville.”)  

Celebrate the  newest ship on the block, The Orville, and her crew with this tee. See, the nice thing about this shirt is that you can’t tell how small and insignificant The Orville is compared to every other dang ship they happen across in the show, because there’s no other ships to compare it to. #winning

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.