ATTENTION KRILL SHIP, THIS IS THE USS ORVILLE. CEASE FIRE IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL RESPOND.
It probably makes sense that the USS Orville is basically always under repair. It’s a mid-level exploratory vessel. By definition, that means it’s going to get into a lot of messes we haven’t encountered before. But it’s looking pretty good for the number of brushes it’s had with the Krill. (No, that’s not a spoiler. There’s a second season on the books, and the series is still called “The Orville.”)
Celebrate the newest ship on the block, The Orville, and her crew with this tee. See, the nice thing about this shirt is that you can’t tell how small and insignificant The Orville is compared to every other dang ship they happen across in the show, because there’s no other ships to compare it to. #winning
