ATTENTION KRILL SHIP, THIS IS THE USS ORVILLE. CEASE FIRE IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL RESPOND.

It probably makes sense that the USS Orville is basically always under repair. It’s a mid-level exploratory vessel. By definition, that means it’s going to get into a lot of messes we haven’t encountered before. But it’s looking pretty good for the number of brushes it’s had with the Krill. (No, that’s not a spoiler. There’s a second season on the books, and the series is still called “The Orville.”)  

Celebrate the  newest ship on the block, The Orville, and her crew with this tee. See, the nice thing about this shirt is that you can’t tell how small and insignificant The Orville is compared to every other dang ship they happen across in the show, because there’s no other ships to compare it to. #winning

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!