ATTENTION KRILL SHIP, THIS IS THE USS ORVILLE. CEASE FIRE IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL RESPOND.

It probably makes sense that the USS Orville is basically always under repair. It’s a mid-level exploratory vessel. By definition, that means it’s going to get into a lot of messes we haven’t encountered before. But it’s looking pretty good for the number of brushes it’s had with the Krill. (No, that’s not a spoiler. There’s a second season on the books, and the series is still called “The Orville.”)  

Celebrate the  newest ship on the block, The Orville, and her crew with this tee. See, the nice thing about this shirt is that you can’t tell how small and insignificant The Orville is compared to every other dang ship they happen across in the show, because there’s no other ships to compare it to. #winning

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.