OTTERLY RIDICULOUS

Recently the future of NASA’s manned space program has been in flux, but nobody said anything about the ottered space program. And they’re ready. They’ve been practicing for zero-g while swimming in rivers and studying planetary geology with rocks. Their ability to hold their breath and slow their heartrate could be invaluable on EVAs. And those little helmets are adorable.

A happy little ottstronaut (otter astronaut/cosmonaut) graces the front of this black v-neck ladies’ tee with cap sleeves and the words “Otter Space.” It makes us happy just looking at it. We predict it will you, too.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!