OTTERLY RIDICULOUS

Recently the future of NASA’s manned space program has been in flux, but nobody said anything about the ottered space program. And they’re ready. They’ve been practicing for zero-g while swimming in rivers and studying planetary geology with rocks. Their ability to hold their breath and slow their heartrate could be invaluable on EVAs. And those little helmets are adorable.

A happy little ottstronaut (otter astronaut/cosmonaut) graces the front of this black v-neck ladies’ tee with cap sleeves and the words “Otter Space.” It makes us happy just looking at it. We predict it will you, too.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

by | January 13, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

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Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

by | January 12, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

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Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

by | January 12, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie

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