OTTERLY RIDICULOUS

Recently the future of NASA’s manned space program has been in flux, but nobody said anything about the ottered space program. And they’re ready. They’ve been practicing for zero-g while swimming in rivers and studying planetary geology with rocks. Their ability to hold their breath and slow their heartrate could be invaluable on EVAs. And those little helmets are adorable.

A happy little ottstronaut (otter astronaut/cosmonaut) graces the front of this black v-neck ladies’ tee with cap sleeves and the words “Otter Space.” It makes us happy just looking at it. We predict it will you, too.

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Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.

Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.