OTTERLY RIDICULOUS

Recently the future of NASA’s manned space program has been in flux, but nobody said anything about the ottered space program. And they’re ready. They’ve been practicing for zero-g while swimming in rivers and studying planetary geology with rocks. Their ability to hold their breath and slow their heartrate could be invaluable on EVAs. And those little helmets are adorable.

A happy little ottstronaut (otter astronaut/cosmonaut) graces the front of this black v-neck ladies’ tee with cap sleeves and the words “Otter Space.” It makes us happy just looking at it. We predict it will you, too.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.