DAD: 76

So he may be the team dad, but Soldier: 76 is also the character many of us started off with. Maybe you jumped in with both feet and started off playing somebody like Tracer or Genji and then realized, “Wait. Maybe I should figure out how to play this game first.” Enter Soldier: 76, to show us the ropes.

Mow down the enemy. Learn maps and objectives. And heal. Soldier: 76 is a solid pick for anyone who loves FPSes. And that aim hack ultimate? Pretty dang sweet. If you’re a fan of the red, white, and blue and going undercover to do the right thing no matter what the cost, pick up these joggers celebrating everybody’s favorite masked vigilante, Soldier: 76.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!