THERE IS NO PAC-MAN. THERE IS ONLY ZUUL.

The first half of the 80s was good for geeks and bad for ghosts. It was a time when we as a culture were apparently obsessed with getting rid of supernatural beings. Some important lessons we learned from our ghost-fighting mentors:

  • If someone asks you if you’re a god, say yes.
  • If there’s a ghost on your tail, take the tunnel.
  • Don’t cross the streams.

The defeat of Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Slimer taught the kids of the 80s that to overcome the supernatural you need quick reflexes and a backpack full of nuclear power. We were working on our hand-eye coordination to be ready, but we had the Ghostbusters on speed-dial, just in case. Celebrate the ghosts of the 80s with this black full-zip hoodie featuring the baddies from Pac-Man and a movie quote. It’s perfect for hanging out in theaters or arcades.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.