Pokémon are great because they go with you everywhere. And now, you can count on them to go wherever you do even if you don’t have any Poké balls handy with these adorable little Pokémon character crossbody purses. As is always the case with Pokémon, the hard part is going to be choosing one. Urgh! Why do you gotta make us choose, Professor? They’re all adorable and powerful in their own way. And no matter which we choose, your bratty grandson is just going to pick the one that beats it.

Pick Pikachu! These two words: Electric. Mouse. You don’t have to explain Pikachu; even your grandma knows who Pikachu is. We grew up watching him. Thundershock. And he’s small enough that you can carry him around without a Poké ball. Just tuck him under an arm and go!

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Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.

Visions of the Future: Microplush Throw Grand Tour

Once every 175 years the outer planets of our solar system (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) line up just so – in a way that allows us to use each planet’s gravity to travel to the next. And that’s just what the Voyager mission did, in the process obtaining some spectacular views of the outer planets in the process.

Rick and Morty Portal Watch

Yeah. We don’t know either. However, you should know that Rick and Morty appear to have opened a portal on your wrist. And they seem to be stuck in it, as if someone’s frozen time in the middle of them jumping. However, in your dimension time is clearly moving – you can watch it on this watch while you watch Rick and Morty swirl around endlessly.