HUMAN SEE, HUMAN DO

Movie executives kept kicking Charleton Heston out of their offices, saying, “Who would watch a movie about monkeys and spaceships?” Planet of the Apes then went on to be one of the first movies ever to have merchandise tie-ins.

The moral of this story? Always listen to Moses.

The Planet of the Apes Monopoly Game is great for fans of the 1968 version of the movie (even though Andy Serkis finally made the apes look believable!). Instead of Chance and Community Chest, you have “Human See” and “Human Do.” Boardwalk & Park Place are replaced by the Forbidden Zone and (spoiler alert!) The Statue of Liberty ruins. Really, you can’t have spoilers any more on a movie that’s 49 years old.

The loser gets a lobotomy, and the winner gets to do their best Charleton Heston scream of despair!

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Aliens Playing Cards Gift Set

Poker is about more than strategy, it’s about psychology. All those little tells people have that help you read the game. But we’ve got a deck of cards that can erase all that. How, you ask? By blanketing every player with a look of sheer terror as they wait for Xenomorphs to burst out of their hands!

Game of Thrones – Long May She Reign 1000pc Puzzle

Cersei is a complicated character. Well, nobody in GRRM’s world is simple, but our relationship with Cersei is more complicated than most. There’s some absolute revulsion combined with begrudging admiration. And occasional sympathy, which she undoubtedly would reject should she find out.

Sailor Moon Monopoly

We’re all just trying to find that “Miracle Romance” from Sailor Moon, but unfortunately, real life isn’t as nicely scripted as anime. Instead it’s more like we’re drawing randomly from the Chance pile in Monopoly. Let’s see what our next card says: “In the name of the Moon, go directly to jail. Do not transform. Do not collect $200.” We deserve this.