EAT LIKE A TRAINER

If Pokémon has taught us anything, it’s this: candy makes life better. Now, we somehow intuitively knew that when we were kids, but all the parents and teachers (and dentists) kept trying to dissuade us. So we’re filling this Pokémon Poké Ball Lunch Case with Skittles.

No, okay. We’re NOT filing our Pokémon Poké Ball Lunch Case with Skittles (or M&Ms). We’re filling it with a sandwich and an apple and some carrot sticks a juice box for a healthy lunch, because we want to grow up to be big strong trainers. You can’t win at the Gym if you’re not fit, right? We’re going to carry our little Poké Ball Lunch Case by its integrated handle, and we promise we won’t try to throw it at any squirrels on the way home. Much.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.