EAT LIKE A TRAINER

If Pokémon has taught us anything, it’s this: candy makes life better. Now, we somehow intuitively knew that when we were kids, but all the parents and teachers (and dentists) kept trying to dissuade us. So we’re filling this Pokémon Poké Ball Lunch Case with Skittles.

No, okay. We’re NOT filing our Pokémon Poké Ball Lunch Case with Skittles (or M&Ms). We’re filling it with a sandwich and an apple and some carrot sticks a juice box for a healthy lunch, because we want to grow up to be big strong trainers. You can’t win at the Gym if you’re not fit, right? We’re going to carry our little Poké Ball Lunch Case by its integrated handle, and we promise we won’t try to throw it at any squirrels on the way home. Much.

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Super Mario Power-Up Mushroom Pull-Over Hoodie

Mario is an interesting dude. Think about it. This former plumber has had his girlfriend stolen by a giant monkey, saved countless bizarre worlds from reptilian terrors, eaten more mushrooms and blinky flowers that a person probably should, been forced to race on many non-regulation race tracks, and has personally squashed perhaps the largest number of enemies of any video game hero.

Star Trek Picard Facepalm T-Shirt

Some days, even “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” won’t fix the problems of the world. At those times, we rely on the facepalm. But you know that when Captain Picard must hide his face in his hand, you’re in real trouble.

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts).